"People, I'm no good at making speeches and, um... well, quite frankly that's all I've got."



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princesssexual:

strawberry—lace:

SIGNAL BOOST: MISSING PERSON Hello Tumblr, please help find this missing girl! She is 17 and lives around my area and is said to be with 28 year old Ryan Henry from Milford, Ohio. He drives a 2014 Ford Raptor and may have a concealed weapon on him. He gets in trouble with the law a lot, and does drugs recreationally. She is most likely in a lot of danger. Please spread this around!!! She is said to be last pinged in the Northern Kentucky/ Cincinnati area but could be anywhere at this point.




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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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hauntedmilk:

AnalThrasher69 being a good role model and valuing consent 

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beefjorky:

michaxl:

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

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thelittlearchangelthatcould:

I Was Going To Reblog That Post Until I Saw The String Of “You Are Heartless If You Don’t Reblog This” Comments And Now I’m Scrolling Past It Out Of Spite

a musical number written, arranged, and choreographed by me

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The downside to feeling nothing but indifference 70% of the time is that I have no idea what to do with my emotions when they happen.

tagged as: text post;  me;  emotions;  stuff;  bleh;  gross;  how do you human;  



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bitrates:

I’m tired of people telling me I shouldn’t be sad because others have it worse. It’s like saying I shouldn’t be happy because others have it better.

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spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

This is actually one of my own personal interpretations of the bible and I’d appreciate it if you didn’t mock my beliefs. Thanks.

tagged as: text post;  i am being sarcastic;  obviously;  



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findchaos:

amateur-1314:

SHIT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Every time this video shows up, I 1. have to watch it again, and 2. laugh until I’m crying like I have a problem.

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puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

Rage. Fool. Leave. Stress. Secrets.

Oooihhhhhbvv hhhbffghcxdfjbcjhxfdhvcxgh

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thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

tagged as: text post;  harry potter;  marauders;  



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lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

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ask-king-sombra:

2 FOR FLINCHING

Oh hey my question got featured. :D

tagged as: ask-king-sombra;  first question I ever submitted;  i am honoured;  

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